Once upon a time there was an author who wore.
Once upon a time, there was a protagonist who activated the summoning spell.
Ding, congratulations on getting an author.
This tells the story of an author who was deceived by his own article.
This author was slapped in the face by the protagonist's strength throughout.
Pretending to be profound and unpredictable.
This is actually a story about the author and the protagonist falling in love and killing each other!
Author: (Inscrutable) "Louis, what do you think?"
Louis: "The protagonist was dragged out and beaten to death with sticks."
Protagonist: "It's just a beautiful coincidence."