Dear players:
Are you still dissatisfied with this world? Do you think this world is too cruel and hypocritical? Want to experience another life? Are you still angry about the unfairness of your life? Are you still longing for that virtual reality called "fairness"? Here, there is what you don't have and what you want. Welcome to "Ya Paradise".
Finally, the developer wishes all players a happy game, and - please believe that this is just a game.
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Irregular introduction: Same as above.