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The most cultured ancient zombie in the world is alive again, no, dead.
In exchange, the zombie must fulfill the last wish of its human host - to become the top student in science?
Ha, the dead eyeballs rolled, the zombie said that he used to be buried under the bricks of the scholarly family for many years, this thing is just a spill of blood...
But——why is the content of the exam completely different now? Jin Ping Mei is not even the focus of the exam!
Mathematics: Old man, return the confiscated abacus to this zombie!
Chinese: He has seen the author of this classical Chinese article, and it's all because of the old immortal's blind writing...
English: Isn't this the same thing as the Chinese Pinyin I just mentioned?
Chemistry: Isn't this the same thing as what I just said in English?
Physics: Speed? Displacement? Which dynasty did Newton come from?
Biology: Blood cells... Speaking of blood, I'm not sleepy anymore!
PS:
1. This zombie only seeks education, not blood.
2. All content is purely fictitious, please do not take it seriously.
3. It's a story about a zombie going to high school instead of a human~
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The latest completed article: Mom comes from ancient times [Interstellar]
Gu Xiu, who came from a scholarly family in the Southern Dynasties, was reborn as a girl who gave birth to an unmarried child in the interstellar era.
It's okay to suddenly go from a mansion and a compound to a family with four walls.
And suddenly she had a son. Gu Xiu, who had just experienced the pain of losing a son in her previous life, suddenly found a place for her maternal love.
But what she didn't know was that her son Gu An would become the most notorious star thief in the universe in the future.
Even though he is still young now, we can still see his potential to become a great villain in the future.
Daily life of raising a baby:
Little Gu An: Damn that bastard&#*%& (little hands on hips while swearing)
Gu Xiu: Oh, oh, oh, my mother didn't teach you well (she covered her face with a handkerchief and cried)
Little Gu An: Stop crying. I won't scold you in front of you anymore...
Little Gu An: Today the school bully robbed the rich kid in the class (rolling eyes without repentance)
Gu Xiu: Oh, oh, oh, my mother is useless and can't make money (comes to apologize again)
Little Gu An: ... Come back!
Gu An: My mother comes from ancient times. She doesn't have the domineering power of the new strong women at all. She only knows how to speak... (Annoyed face)
Gu Xiu: Not only can I play chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine and tea! Damn it, mommy can knit a sweater for your mecha!
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Please give advance notice to the new article: "Release My Bear"
During the summer vacation of the third grade of junior high school, Qi Xi ran away from home after a quarrel with her parents and went to her hometown.
With the cruel idea of never going back, she took everything she could take with her when she ran away from home.
Cash, gold longevity lock, silver bracelet, piggy bank... The most important thing among them is the teddy bear doll that he hugged since childhood.
It's a pity that her baby bear was attacked in the chest on the first day he arrived safely in his hometown.
"If you are not breathing or having a pulse, you can perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation and compressions...1001, 1002..."
In the living room, a stuffed bear half the height of a man was laid flat on the sofa. A pair of white and strong palms pressed the bear up and down regularly. That posture - it looked wrong! ! !
"Hey! Gangster"
"Let go of my bear!"
Zhou Liang: That's called cardiopulmonary resuscitation, not chest attack!
Note: High school student
Announcement: The old article has been completed. Thank you for your support, little angel. O(∩_∩)O haha~
Intention: Study hard
Reader comments
So miserable------I like tomo! I like Manyo! I like Ayaka! I want to see Albedo!
一口氣看到這,撒花!
Damn, this plot is exciting
The moment I saw Xiaosheng, I suddenly jumped into the scene and had a bunch of images of a funeral house in my mind...
So miserable------I like tomo! I like Manyo! I like Ayaka! I want to see Albedo!
一口氣看到這,撒花!
Damn, this plot is exciting
The moment I saw Xiaosheng, I suddenly jumped into the scene and had a bunch of images of a funeral house in my mind...