Big news! I heard that Riolu, who was secretly loved by all the females in the forest, picked up an elf that he had never seen before out of nowhere!
As soon as the news came out, the whole forest exploded——
Elf A: Damn it! What little bitch dares to steal my boyfriend! Σ(Д)
Elf B: , my male god o(╥╥)o
Elf C:... Maybe that's a male elf?
Elf D: No, no, no, I've seen that elf, it's so cute, it must be a girl! >ω<
Elf C: Envy...╯╰
Riolu:......
[Rock Kingdom and Pokémon are both games that accompanied me in my childhood. I came up with this joke on a whim, hahaha. If there is anything wrong with it, feel free to mention it.
[The Dimo in this article is not the one in the game, but a member of Dimo's tribe.