HP: the Dark Lord and His Mr. Mirror

Happy version: On the other side of the mountains, on the other side of the sea There is a group of dark lords They are smart and talented They are cautious and cute They live freely in that beautiful magical world They are cunning, selfish and unscrupulous Oh, the lovely Dark Lord Lovely Dark Lord! They worked together and defeated Albus by using their brains! Fairy tale version: Voldemort: Mirror, Mirror, who is the most beautiful devil in the world? Magic Mirror: Oh, my great Mr. Dark Lord, the most beautiful devil in the world is the white wizard Dumbledore who lives in Hogwarts Castle~ Voldemort: Mirror, Mirror, who is the wisest Dark Lord in the world? Magic Mirror: Oh, my great Mr. Dark Lord, the wisest Dark Lord in the world is of course Gellert Grindelwald who lives in Nurmengard Castle. Voldemort: Mirror, Mirror, who is the greatest man in the world? Mirror: Oh, my great Mr. Dark Lord, the greatest person in this world is of course - me, the great Mr. Mirror! Voldemort: ... Avada Kedavra!