System: We must fight for world peace.
Jiang Yuan: Okay, I love peace - a [beep]. I'm getting married next month, please let me go.
System: Let's enter the next world.
Jiang Yuan: I want to complain.
System: [Smile] Okay, but the method of complaint must be slowly explored by the host himself.
Jiang Yuan:······
Jiang Yuan, who got on the pirate ship and couldn't get off, met the female partners who were being squeezed and suppressed one after another. He rushed to protect the female partners with no sense of righteousness (wu), no (ke), rebellion (nai) and care (he), and then...
Jiang Yuan: Dad, we don't want to date.
Gong: Come here, we are still good friends.
Jiang Yuan: Haha, put away the murder weapon below you, I can still barely believe you.
May I ask what Mr. Jiang has experienced to become what he is today?
Jiang Yuan: Because he has white skin, good looks, long legs, a good life, rich money, and a sweet mouth.
Yue Lao · 119: The long mosaic is not in vain, and the psychological shadow is not in vain.
Jiang Yuan: I just need to smile.
Note:
The heartless, talkative Shou × is smart and pretends to be a loyal dog.
This article is 1V1, not and system, brainless, HE.