Once upon a time, there was a girl who had a Pinocchio constitution. She had to say whatever was on her mind. If she lied, she might go into shock.
For example:
Hostess: Feitan, you are too short. It's a bit difficult to look down at you.
Because I can't lie, I can't make friends in my life.
Just when she was disheartened, she got a God-given necklace, which cost more than 2,000 yuan.
Then, she went to some places she couldn't go and said some things she couldn't say.
Heroine: Feitan, does your mother know that you are so short?
Hostess: Oh no, you were abandoned because you were too short.
Hostess: Why did you stab me with a knife?
In fact, she also wanted to keep a low profile, but telling the truth is her instinct
Hostess: Chrollo, you actually have crow's feet. Do you know that you are not suitable for wearing high school uniforms?
Hostess: But I can recommend a good eye cream to you.
Hostess: Why are you smiling at me? I'm not afraid of you.
Hostess: -Ah, if you want to do it yourself, why did you ask Feitan to come up?
She felt very painful about this. When she was a child, her teacher always praised her for her beautiful soul.
Hostess: I'm sorry, don't chop me again. I admit my mistake.
Hostess: But I just can't control my mouth, Tu Luoluo
Hostess: -Ah, okay, Feitan, please don't come over here
She also thought of remedies, but failed every time
Hostess: Okay, Lord Tuluoloabu, I'm resurrected this time, so don't kill me again. At worst, I won't speak anymore. Why don't I change my typing?
Hostess: Let's add WeChat before typing.
Hostess: Why don't you have WeChat? Damn it, you are an old man.
Heroine: Do you know that we are born in the 1970s and we have a generation gap?
Hostess: Ah - I died again
Okay, you can kill me countless times
I can also be resurrected countless times
But you waste your time on me
Yoshihiro Togashi won't let you appear
Cha—I said that and you still tease me, am I a human?
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