Wenyang: A mosquito coil that has been forgotten by its owner for thousands of years.
Yan Yan: A lighter that has been forgotten by the same owner for a long time.
Then...
Yan Yan: Baby, what are you playing?
Wenyang: ... Fire.
Yan Yan:? ? ?
Wenyang: Burn yourself...
Yan Yan: Stop making trouble, you're already wet, you can't light it.
Wenyang: Then why are you so close to me? ! ! !
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A short story written on a whim and personified, it seems that he has been doomed to be brainless and sweet.
Of course, mosquito coils and lighters cannot become sperm even if they are forgotten for a long time! ! !
Conception: