"Saint, the gods of Jiejiao have been on the list of gods for six hundred years."
Yuanshi: "Are they willing to admit their mistake?"
Tongtian: "What the hell, my Jiejiao disciple must have torn up the list of gods and rebelled, what else?"
Yuanshi: "..."
Tongtian: "Oh yes, my eldest disciple Duobao Taoist is ready to rebel from the west, and my little disciple Sun Wukong is ready to rebel from the east. Please prepare a little bit:)"
Yuanshi: "???"
Director: Wait, so Buddha and Wukong are actually brothers?
Tongtian: Yes, brother, I can testify. Next question.
Director: ... Then what happened to the Uprising in Heaven and Five Hundred Years of Wuzhishan?
Tongtian: Don't you want to work together to perform for heaven?
Director: So after Yunxiao and Kong Xuan get married, will they give birth to a white peacock or a colorful cloud?
Tongtian: Ask them!
[Don't look at the copywriting as nonsense, this is a serious revenge article]
Topic
After becoming a god, before journeying to the west.
Rebellion and revenge, never be a slave.
The main thing is to do things, and the secondary thing is love.
The male protagonist, Kong Xuan, doesn't do well this time. [This sentence is bolded]
(The wife-chasing crematorium in the Yuan Dynasty, but then again, who said that the wife-chasing crematorium will definitely be able to catch her?)
(And you probably shouldn't expect me to write many sentimental love stories. The male protagonist appears late. I mainly write about family, friendship, brotherhood, teacher-student love, and serious rebellion.)
(This article was uploaded to v on Sunday, thank you for taking it~)
Intention: Rise up, slaves who are hungry and cold, stand up, people who are suffering all over the world.