The junior high school student from No. 3 Middle School who was fooling around in school all day, suddenly one day took out his textbook and started to study seriously.
All the brothers were scared to death!
Brother 1: Damn it! Brother, what the hell happened to you? Should I send you to a mental hospital?
Brother 2: Oh my God, brother, please stop being scary. How can something as elegant as studying be suitable for you? ! Let's go and have a drink!
Fu Zheng kicked him over, "Get the hell away! Don't delay me from taking the Tsinghua University entrance examination!"
Brothers: "...!!!"
It's over, it's over, their boss is seriously ill, and he actually starts daydreaming with his eyes open!
Everyone thought Fu Zheng was daydreaming and studying just on a whim, and no one took him seriously.
It wasn't until a year later that he got the admission notice from Tsinghua University.
Everyone: Heaven! Brother, from being last in school to being admitted to Tsinghua University, do you have any learning experience? "
Fu Zheng sneered, "My IQ is too high, there's nothing I can do about it. "
Everyone: Bah! Speak humanly!
Fu Zheng was silent for a few seconds and said very seriously: "My wife is so excellent, I can't embarrass her. "
After he went to college, his roommate asked Zhou Xiangxiang: "How come you are with your boyfriend? "
Zhou Xiangxiang said: "He only slept three hours a day for a whole year in order to enter the same school as me. "
——In order to match her, he is willing to devote everything to become an excellent person.
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The new article "Get Him Into Your Arms" has been published. Babies who like the story of Brother Lu and Ranran can jump into it.
When Song Ran saw Lu Muchen for the first time, he wanted to take it for himself.
So he began a fierce pursuit offensive, confessing his love, giving gifts, and eating love lunches three times a day...
However, the male god was too aloof and cold and ignored her at all.
The hit Song Ran decided to change his strategy——
One day, Lu Muchen found that Song Ran, who had been pestering him all day, disappeared.
On the first day, it doesn't matter, it would be better not to come, it is rare to have peace and quiet.
The next day, I might have been delayed by something.
On the third day, this woman was too impatient? How long have you been chasing? !
On the fourth day, someone came and told him——
"I heard that the girl from the class next door who was chasing you before is now with someone else! "
Lu Muchen was furious and approached Song Ran for the first time, "I heard that you are in a relationship with someone else? "
Song Ran: "If you ignore me, of course I will be with someone else. "
Lu Muchen's face darkened, and in the next second, he pressed the person against the wall and kissed him fiercely.
After a while, Song Ran was breathless from being kissed, and looked at Lu Muchen in shock, "You... You..."
Lu Muchen's face turned dark and he gritted his teeth: "If you dare to be nice to others, try it! "
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