The war started in the south, and Yue San'er took advantage of the chaos to pick up a girl, plus... A "oil bottle" younger brother.
"The oil bottle" said the little brother, a hero like you can't abduct us. If you want to abduct us, you need at least... Two...
A certain uncle jumped out. My niece and nephew cannot be missing. If you want one of them, it will cost - hum - your life!
[Short story, not long]