"The Classic of Mountains and Seas" records: "There is a bird, which looks like a chicken, has five colors and is named Phoenix."
Zeguang threw "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" to the ground.
Gong Yi picked up the book and said helplessly: "Master, this book belongs to the Immortal Qingjun. The Immortal Qingjun is famous for his love of books."
Zeguang curled his lips with some disdain: "You said our phoenix is shaped like a chicken? I didn't burn it, but it was selling Qingjun's thin noodles."
Doesn't he understand what his master's temper is like? He has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, but he still looks like a child. He cannot be scolded or beaten. He loves to eat human food and play with human toys. He cannot listen to thunder and wishes that everyone would go around him when they see him. Gong Yixiao sighed, and then a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. This was good. Who else could tolerate the master's temper except himself? Who could raise the master to be fat and white?
Ps: This article is warm in the early stage, but cruel in the later stage. If you can't accept it, you can take a detour. Accept criticism, but refuse to curse. If you don't like the points of this article ×.
I know that everyone hates scumbags and lowly shouwen the most, and I do too. Reading "Zha Gong Ji Shou" will make you feel as sick as eating Xiang. Therefore, this article rejects the scumbag attack and the base acceptance.
Another note: This article contains some meat, but the meat will be posted on the author's Weibo.
Author Weibo: Song Gu who loves to eat their own snacks