[The new article "She and the Movie King Engage in Online Dating" will be published in early April. Interested babies are welcome to collect it]
The usual routine of villains: kill people at the slightest disagreement.
You have offended me, kill me, kill me. Do you dare to resist? Kill kill kill.
It's no use anymore, kill, kill, kill. Too ugly? Kill kill kill.
Even more outrageous: I'll kill your whole family if you don't agree with me.
Let's interview the heroine what she thinks about this——
Cen Yan: It's okay. I traveled through time and space, and my entire family was not killed.
Interviewer: You are very arrogant, so you are not afraid of being killed?
Cen Yan: Not afraid, not afraid.
Interviewer: It seems that you are a player with a spirit of sacrifice.
Cen Yan (smiling): Because I can't die at all.
All in all, it's a story about villains who like to kill × a mentally retarded heroine who can't be killed no matter what.
[Instructions for consumption]
1. The heroine is a joke, and the whole story is probably just a serious prologue.
2. The villains have nothing to do with the heroine, so... Pamper, pamper, pamper
3. 1V1 for each story
4. Small abuse makes you happy, big abuse... Forget it, there is no big abuse
5. Most of them are happy, hey!
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A gay-friendly introduction to soul exchange "Putting Love into Practice"
The love record of a rough girl and a stupid man
And the article "You are my ancestor" written by a cute new friend
The arrogant ancestor who has lived for thousands of years × the cheerful and cute little showman who is super energetic
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And babies who are interested in mentally retarded authors are welcome to come to the column to collect the next book to be published~
"She and the movie star engaged in online dating"
The great actor of Tang Dynasty once had an unbearable secret love online.
After the confession, my crush never came online again.
What he didn't expect was that after almost ten years, he would still meet this person in the game.
The Best Actor of Tang Dynasty: I have only had two relationships in my life, one with a secret love and one with an explicit love. Both times, I was in online dating, with the same person.
Everyone: You are miserable.
Tang Da Best Actor: But if it's her, I feel great.
Small theater:
Tang Shu's cell phone vibrated several times and he glanced at it.
[A group of stupid people: Damn it]
[A bunch of stupid people: the light in the corridor is broken]
[A bunch of stupid people: I have a good recipe]
He put out the cigarette in his hand and stood up.
The agent was a little anxious: "What are you doing? The media are downstairs. Where are you going?"
He threw the cigarette butt in the trash can by the door without looking back.
"Make a call."
A girl who is a master of talking and talking in a series of slutty words
An aggressive actor who protects his wife and is crazy about movies
Instructions for consumption:
1. The early stage is mainly about games, and the middle and later stages are about reality.
2. You can watch it even if you don't understand the game.
3. The author wants to trick people into dating online again (shut up
Babies who like this mentally retarded author can click on the column to collect it~
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