The First Fortune Teller of the Tang Dynasty

Fortune teller Chen Xing met with misfortune and traveled through time to the prosperous Tang Dynasty. How can he survive with "three eyes"? Magic stick: "Read fortunes, tell fortunes, and deceive people!" "Master, your belly is slightly swollen and your cheeks are dark. It's better not to practice elixirs recently." Yuan Tiangang, who had endured it for half a month, couldn't bear it any longer. He went into the alchemy room with itchy hands in the middle of the night. He was halfway through practicing when the furnace exploded! "Wei Gong, you have a fire in your heart and nowhere to vent it. It's best not to go out tomorrow." Wei Zheng, who did not believe in evil, went to court in a sedan as usual the next day. It happened to be raining heavily. When he arrived at Zhuque Gate, the sedan fell apart! "Your Majesty, your eyebrows are drooping. Your children must not ride horses before spring has passed." On the occasion of spring hunting, the Prince of the Eastern Palace, Li Chengqian, did not listen to the advice. While walking his horse, he accidentally fell and broke his leg! "Uncle Changsun, Fang Gong, Du Gong, you..." The horrified ministers said: "Master Taichang Temple, shut your crow mouth, we are very good!" #Junchenenaidaidai# Chen Xing: "I was watching the stars at night. Your Highness the Red Luan star was moving. I'm afraid something good is coming." Prince: "Yes, the stars have always been with me." Chen Xing: "... I'm getting older, it's time to get a wife." Prince: "Then what does Chen Qing think of me?" "Not very good..." "Think it over before you speak!!" The magic stick covered Liangsao's crotch, and said cowardly: "Very good, very good, Your Highness should return your pants to me first..." The Minister of Taichang Temple, who is favored externally and speaks loudly, is actually a coward at home! Things to note: ① Feng Shui mysticism article, there is a golden finger, promotion and fortune, Su Shuang slaps you in the face~ ② Half history and half nonsense, fortune telling comes from "Liu Zhuang", "Ma Yi" and other ancient Feng Shui books, plus I made it up myself, don't bother to study it! ③The main subject is young, half-cultivated, cp Li Chengqian, both physically and mentally pure, with unique feelings, Li Bu will become emperor without lameness, and the ending will be he. ④This article has opened a 70% anti-theft ratio. If you don't have enough subscriptions, please come back to watch it in 48 hours! ⑤Please read the article in a civilized manner and read the article in a civilized manner! ! Thanks! ^_^ Weibo: Mu Hanfei Intention: