It's probably a story about Hinata who becomes flat-chested and beats everyone up.
Hinata: I think I am gentle and considerate.
Neji: Poor breasts are extremely evil.
Shikamaru: Poor-chested and extremely evil.
Sasuke: Poor breasts are extremely evil.
Sakura: Poor breasts are extremely evil.
Naruto: Poor breasts... Wait, Sakura, aren't you also flat-chested? ? ?