Zhong Jing bought his own life-size pillow from a certain store, but to his surprise, the store sent him a zombie doll.
Little zombie: "Whoever digs me out is my wife."
Zhong Jing: "..." Died early in the morning!
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Zhong Jing takes the little zombie home to meet his parents for the first time——
"Baby, why is your partner's skin so white?"
"The powder is too thick."
"Baby, why are your partner's nails so dark?"
"Nail polish."
"Baby, why are the circles under your partner's eyes so heavy?"
"Smoky eye."
"Baby, why does your partner look so male?"
"He is."
Mother Zhong:! ! !
Zhong Jing: (￣_,￣ )
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The big star attacks and the little zombie suffers, it's silly and sweet
Non-scientific creatures, lots of private creations, I made everything up
The article is fictitious, children should not imitate it, and remember to run away if you see a zombie!
We have discussed it with the editor and will upload it to V on 8.16 (Wednesday). I hope everyone can support the genuine version. Thank you.
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