"Danmeifeng, don't enter if you don't like it"
This article is a favorite piece of writing, hilarious and cruelty-free, with no three views, no moral integrity, no lower limit, and all kinds of incompetence.
Duan 1: Queen Mother, this child seems to be... A eunuch.
Alas, it's really hard on him. He's so young... And ugly. It seems he won't be able to find a wife in the future~
Queen Mother, where is your focus? And if this baby is ugly, is there any other baby in the world who can be called beautiful? The Queen Mother's aesthetics are indeed different. The guard cursed in his heart.
Section 2: In the hot spring...
The little eunuch looked at the thing under the emperor's body in confusion and said: Why do you have that thing, Your Majesty?
When the emperor heard this, he looked down at his body and then at the little eunuch's lower body. He thought that he was too young to hit him and said to him: We are all the same. You will have something in the future. You are still young.
Oh.
So the next day, rumors began to spread throughout the country that the emperor was a eunuch...