Yan Xiaogong is busy feeding his own snacks
"Cookies, two per person?"
"Well, no. You make one and I'll eat one. If you make one and eat one, there won't be anything left."
After a while, there was only a cookie plate left. Σ( ° △ °|||) Yan Xiaogong sighed, how can he feed his family if he can eat so much?
Classmate An went to stay at Classmate Yan's house for the first time:
President Yan: "There is bad news." (｡í _ ì｡)
Classmate An Xiao: "There is only one bedroom?" Σ(°Д°;
"No."
"Then there's no bad news, right?"
"There is only one quilt."╮( •́ω•̀ )╭
Classmate An:. . . (≖_≖ )
This is my first time writing, hope you can take care of me *٩(๑′∀`๑)ง*