First grade:
Severus Snape discovered that there were two poltergeists.
Molly Weasley discovers she has twins at home.
And Petunia Dursley discovered that the weirdo in her family made a copy of herself when she went to school!
"Hey! Who's Ron? - I didn't expect me to ask such a familiar question." Fred shrugged helplessly.
Second grade:
"Oh my God, a Mudblood Malfoy?"
"A Longbottom who is not timid!"
"Grandma... Grandma told me I was an only child," Mr. Longbottom said tremblingly.
...
Seventh semester:
"Seriously, I'm not one of the twins!"
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Neville shouted.
"Wow! We became quadruplets!"
Fred and George laughed.
"Dirty Mudblood! Pure blood cannot be tarnished!"
Bellatrix Lestrange screamed, raised her wand, and was thrown to death by Helena over her shoulder.
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