Copywriting for the female protagonist:
Ye Xi is very worried recently. If his younger brother doesn't study hard, he will become a professional e-sports player.
So she very cleverly picked up an Internet-addicted homeless man from the road and went home, ready to tell her brother: Look! This is what will happen if you don't study hard!
But who can tell her why she was so unlucky to pick up a real professional player as soon as she picked it up, or was it her brother's life goal?
And why can't I get rid of this person after I picked him up? Eat her, wear her, and finally... Sleep with her?
It turns out that not everything can be picked up and taken home.
Copywriting for male protagonist:
Hate female fans, hate pets, hate idiots!
But there happens to be such a woman. At first glance, she looks like a female fan, but upon closer inspection, she looks like a pet. After getting to know her better, she turns out to be an idiot.
So, if you encounter such annoying people in the future, just run away!
It's more troublesome if you fall in love accidentally.
Small theater version copywriting:
One day when Ye Xi was preparing to cook, Zhou Yan walked over and stuffed a tablet into her hand.
Ye Xi: "What?"
Zhou Yan: "Take a look."
Ye Xiyi opened the tablet and a video automatically played.
[Shangri-La, in the natural hybrid forest of pine and oak trees, Dolma is looking for an elf-like food...]
What the hell is China on the tip of your tongue?
Ye Xi raised her head inexplicably.
Zhou Yan: "I'm going to speculate on this episode today."
Ye Xi: "…………………………………………"
E-sports version copywriting:
One day a long time later, a certain world runner-up finally won the world championship after working hard.
A designer from Riot Games wanted to design a champion skin for him, but he went completely crazy after opening an email from a champion mid laner.
What the hell! Isn't your signature hero Zed? The first calamity in the world!
The key is that I've already designed half of Zed's skin. You tell me you want Teemo's skin? !
Teemo can lose a team battle, but Teemo must die? !
When the designer was about to vomit blood and die, a bronze player far away in China who could only play Teemo looked sadly at the world champion next to him.
"It's not okay for you to be like this. The champion skin is such an important thing, so don't mess around with it."
"I thought about it very clearly." The world champion pinched her face and said nonchalantly, "When my ID is shown, everyone will know that I am the world champion and that this person cannot be beaten. But you can't. Only when you wear a unique skin will others know that this Teemo is extraordinary and is a sinkhole."
"..."
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