Tangyuan said that this system is very tiring. If you want to conquer a specific object, the weird settings it adds privately are simply incomprehensible. When the stupid system is fine, all kinds of bears will make you kneel down and call daddy; when something happens, you will always set off fireworks in your consciousness and explode directly on the spot.
The story between me and this system is not only unforgettable for you, the mentally retarded system, but also the unforgivability of this son of a bitch.
The stupid author welcomes everyone's suggestions, but the glass heart refuses ginseng cock.
The devil is pure and unpretentious
Setting: A big demon with his own holy light
Demon King: Damn it, she can hurt me
People in the Demon World: Originally, my goal of being a demon was to climb into the Demon King's bed. Since the Demon King got together with that bright bitch who carries the Holy Light, the Demon King has changed, and I have despaired of the Demon King's aesthetics.
Tangyuan: It turns out that the devil is actually a killer! Damn, this Shamate is so pure and unpretentious, completely unlike those coquettish bitches.
Either go into the nest or into the pot
Setting: Crayfish essence with its own delicious halo
CEO: That's a lie. You won't be allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China.
President's employee: My CEO's wife always looks so spicy and delicious. It must be because I am holding my nose in the wrong way today.
Tangyuan: System, you should let me go to heaven. The president always wants to eat me - really.
Stop talking and hit me
Setting: 200% conversion of pain into pleasure
So after the heroine was tortured to extract a confession but still refused to confess—
The big boss who framed the heroine: I respect her as a man
The Civil and Military Affairs of the Manchu Dynasty: I believe that the General is loyal and patriotic and will never betray His Majesty
Emperor: What can I do? I am also very desperate. The general never complained from the beginning to the end.
Tangyuan: I'm afraid it will feel good as soon as I open my mouth.