The tone of the principal of Hogwarts was very calm, and could even be called brisk: "You don't need to say any more, I'm going to work for The Dark Lord. It's been 18 years. Congratulate me, Lucius, for no longer having to be trapped in a lackluster school, spying on an old manipulator who murders his enemies with supersaturated sugar water and his precious Gryffindors, and wasting my precious time on a bunch of completely unworthy little trolls--among them you. Especially the one at home. If you take advantage of it now and pay more attention to the size of a beetle carapace, maybe Merlin can open his eyes and there is still room for saving your son; although I highly doubt this." "Lord is summoning you, Professor Snape" came the flat voice of another Death Eater, Selwyn.
Note: This article was co-written by my CP waiter and me