Probably all pretentious stories have an author who is not very reliable.
I am an alternative author behind that hypocritical story, and I am very reliable.
I said this without blushing and my heart not beating, because I am already dead. If my face gets redder and my heart beats again, it really proves that there is a ghost. Oh, in fact, it can also prove that there is a ghost now.
Because I am still floating, I am the ghost.