Copywriting 1:
On Christmas Day when she was thirteen years old, Mrs. Qin invited her best friend Ms. Hua and her family to spend Christmas together at the Qin family. Qin Yiwei hung several small notes on the Christmas tree in her yard, one of which read: "Harvard or Zhong Yue, one must go first." As a result, the next day, Mrs. Qin looked at her at the dining table with a cryptic expression: "The note you wrote is very interesting."
Qin Yiwei straightened her body immediately, pretending to be confused and asked: "What kind of note is it?"
Mrs. Qin said with an unpretentious expression: "Harvard and Zhong Yue, one must go to the other."
At that moment, Qin Yiwei felt that the air was freezing.
Copywriting two:
My girlfriend thinks that my gay friend and I are having an affair every day.
My boyfriend fucks his gay friends every day.