My name is Shangzhuang. As you know, the emperor always has about a hundred concubines who can sleep until kidney failure, but I only have one noble concubine because I feel that I am still young and I am still growing. However, my beloved concubine seems not interested in me. Her collection of gossip could have filled my bed! You know, my dragon bed is very good! Big! Of! Don't ask me why I use exclamation points! My dragon bed told me that it must be written like this!