The Clown Is Myself

Serial article: "Villains survive by petting cats" ("Persecution of Villain BOSS Literature") click on the author's column to see ~ Yu Xingzhou has a face that looks exactly like the famous star Jiang Yi. He originally thought it was just an episode in his life. Unexpectedly, he took a set of advertising pictures and pasted them on the bottle. Under the bottle was clearly written - Spokesperson: Jiang Yi The lawyer's letter from the narcissistic maniac Jiang Yi was about to be pasted on Yu Xingzhou's face. Looking at the face that looked so perfect like his own, he turned around and said, "Sue prosecution or become my assistant?" What era is it, and this kind of routine from the last century is still happening... Yu Xingzhou chose an assistant. Jiang Yi originally just wanted to make it easier for him to see his face from another angle. As he looked at it, he found that his life was completely taken over by the person in front of him. Washing and cooking were just the basics. Yu Xingzhou gave him guidance with the script, put makeup on him when the makeup artist was late, and even served as a stand-in for him in a TV series when he couldn't make it to the theater. He looked at the face with a calm smile infatuatedly and realized that he was actually the low-profile version of Yu Xingzhou (not Narcissistic, arrogant and arrogant attack Jiang Yi is attacking, Yu Xingzhou is receiving Pre-received articles, please collect: "Villains rely on cats to survive" A cat demon in Luqiao has lived in seclusion in the mountains for many years. He lies down in a cave every day and has become a famous house cat in the mountains and forests. Lu Qiao thought he was going to lie down for the rest of his life, until one day he was chased by a Taoist priest and broke into the villa of the wealthy boss Gu Yu—— His previous life was a low-end, low-end, home-based life! It turns out that real stay-at-home life should be like this. The little black cat eats nutritious and delicious junk food every day. He wakes up in the afternoon to play games and make a live broadcast, feeling the treatment of an outsider. He stays up late at night to catch up on TV dramas, waits until the early morning, rolls up the quilt over his head, and catches up on sleep until noon the next day! Wonderful! * In order to fulfill his good-for-nothing father's spring and autumn dream, Gu Yu was cursed by his father in his previous life and gave all his luck to his twin brother Gu Xu. After his rebirth, Gu Yu's curse was even more powerful than in his previous life. He almost turned on GG's three-week eyes just after he was reborn. Fortunately, the escaped little black cat took on part of the curse for him, and he was able to survive. In exchange, he had to provide food, clothing, housing and transportation to the little black cat Luqiao. Gu Yu, who had taken the revenge script, tried to start a serious style of painting with a gloomy face as if everyone owed him 8 million. Gu Yuban was punished and imprisoned in a remote mountain villa for disobeying his father's instructions: Gu Yu's father: What has Gu Yu been doing recently? Has he finally realized that he was wrong? The nanny who is keeping an eye on Gu Yu: ... I just bought a Nintendo switch and an Oni ps5. Gu Yu's father's expression changed. With so much unintelligible English, was Gu Yu really going to rebel? Nanny: I bought a new projector five days ago and asked me to reimburse for these things. Gu Yu's father brought the bill over and took a look. Co-O Cola, Le-O potato chips, Eight-O ice cream, KOC fried chicken, Wei-O spicy strips... Total: 205W What kind of snacks can I buy for 205 W! Gu Yu's father quickly looked back and found that Gu Yu had actually called a helicopter. His expression changed drastically: What did Gu Yu call the helicopter for? Nanny: Deliver food to a remote mountain villa. Gu Yu's father took another look and saw that the bill contained all kinds of delicacies from all over the world. He silently used his mobile phone to search for Ren O Tang switch and O Ni's ps5. Gu Yu's father: "…………" * Later, Gu Yu finally corrected his painting style and worked hard for revenge. His father actually directly invited Taoist priests to assassinate him. The little black cat with a round belly ran away after eating it, and kicked him violently in fear. The opponent is GG. The little black cat was shocked, am I so strong! Gu Yu: "......" Gu Yu looked at the cat looking up to the sky and laughing, and wiped his face indifferently. Purpose: Even if you are in adversity, you must work hard to re-energize and have a new life.