In "Young Learning Qionglin", there is a saying of "be wary of vixens": "Three generations of country subjugation, Xia Jie used his sister to rejoice, Shang Zhou used Daji to praise him, and Zhou You used to praise his sister."
For thousands of years, there have been countless charming vixens in history. "Shuowen Jiezi" written by Xu Shen of the Eastern Han Dynasty said: "Foxes are monsters and beasts, and they can be ridden by others." They are demonic, charming and wild, which are the most charming things that make men tremble with fear. They confuse the emperor and ruin the dynasty for hundreds of years. They are synonymous with beauties and disasters.
The vixen Bai Yi in this article does not have the ability to charm the emperor and confuse his mind, but he has the ability to make everyone angry and make people smoke!
Warm reminder: Please do not imitate the dialogue in this article to avoid angering others and getting kicked!
Fragment one
"Stupid fox, I told you to learn how to be a rabbit from now on! And..." The tiger turned around, looked at Bai Yi with a serious look, and continued, "From now on, you have to practice refusing to eat! From now on, you can only eat this every day!"
After saying that, a small black ball rolled down to Bai Yi's feet. Bai Yi picked it up with his paws, squeezed it and it felt a little soft, then put it under his nose, smelled it and it smelled bad, and he suddenly burst into tears.
It looked at the tiger with tears streaming down its face, feeling extremely aggrieved and looking helpless, and said tremblingly, "Could this be... Could it be rabbit poop?"
When the white rabbit who was lying on the tiger's back heard this, he suddenly turned around and grinned triumphantly at Bai Yi. Then, he lay his whole body flat on the tiger's back, slightly hugged the tiger's neck, and gave Bai Yi a provocative look.
When Bai saw this, he jumped in anger, but he couldn't rush forward and bite it to death. He could only gnash his teeth and curse, "You... You... This voluptuous vixen!"