After writing the continuation for so many years, Xiaoya thought about writing an opening article, something original, and she could buy a fashionable gray hair in the game. However, she hehe, fuck you, what a fart! The beginning of The Marriage CEO is so constipating!
Xiaoya squatted on the toilet seat in front of the cool and domineering male protagonist, thinking about whether he should use it as toilet paper.
"Qiaodu Sack! I like this character!" Her toilet can actually talk.
Xiaoya was so frightened that she picked up her pants and ran away.
"Paradise, what are you doing! I'm not a man, I can't live with you."
"Hey! I like your character and want to discuss it with you. Don't tear it apart!"
"Then what's in it for me?"
"What do you want?"
Xiaoya looked at the toilet and said disdainfully: "In addition to curing my constipation, can you cure those idiot authors who write about marriage and love?"
"Hey! Did they offend you?"
"Damn it, I wipe their butts and bury their corpses every day. I'm so tired! I'm so damn unhappy! Clean their brains and stop writing these shitty characters and stupid plots."
"I think it is the right choice to clear the minds of those readers who like to read about marriage and love."
"Okay! You wash yourself first!"
There was the sound of a toilet flushing in the sewer.
"Can you write out your marriage proposal?"
"Okay!"
"Yohoo!"
"I put myself in it."
"What are you going to do? You can't be the heroine!"
"Hey! You idiot! I want to kill the hero."
"Ah! Is that still a love story?"
"I didn't say I would only fuck one male protagonist, I want revenge!"