Literary version:
The fragrant phoenix tail is a few layers thin, and the dome of the green text is cracked late at night.
Fan Caiyu couldn't hide his shame, the car was driving away and the sound of thunder made no sense.
Once upon a time, it was lonely, golden embers dark, no news, pomegranate red.
The spots are only tied to the shore of the weeping poplar trees, and there is a good wind in the southwest.
Naihe: Do you know that I have been waiting for you?
Funny version:
After meeting the cute girl Lu Weiwei by chance, she became addicted to online games and couldn't help herself.
I finally became an "adult", and I wanted to find a romantic partner with a cute girl, but the girl quietly got married to someone else.
The cute girl finally got divorced, but she turned into a girl! ! ! !
Bridges and sacks! ! It's not too late to spit out the water of life and death now! ! !