[Notice: Asking for leave.
As the college entrance examination was approaching, Lin Wanyun went to confess her love and was rejected. She was very sad. She tried to adjust her mood by playing Weibo, but accidentally downloaded an app called "Tianjie".
Immediately her life of ups and downs began.
Didn't do well in the college entrance examination?
Wen Quxing smiled: "Just perform normally."
Then, I accidentally took the first place in the province.
Looking uglier?
Sister Guanyin smiled: "Just grow up normally."
Then, I accidentally discovered that I had counterattacked from a low-profile beauty to a high-profile beauty.
Being bullied?
Kongkong raised his eyebrows and said, "Take a stick from me, Old Sun, for how dare you bully my apprentice."
Female protagonist: "... Our world is a society governed by law. Fighting is not allowed. Master, you have broken the law."
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The above facts are purely coincidental, but in fact, daily life is:
Inside the mall.
The Queen Mother and the Seventh Fairy: "Old man, wrap this up for me, and I'll buy some clothes for your godfather."
The heroine had a lot of big and small bags in her hands, and she was about to cry but couldn't cry: "Okay, godmother, dear god sisters."
Night.
Black and White Wuchang: "Bao'er, make a meal for the uncles. Come to your world to catch a ghost. I'm so hungry."
The heroine looked at the handsome ghost who had been following her, wearing a red dress and smiling enchantingly, with a face full of horror: "Brother, I will definitely spend more money on you in the future, please stay away from me."
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As the saying goes, when gods fight, mortals suffer.
Here, the gods descend to earth and the heroine suffers.
When the cold gods come down to earth one after another, they are like wild horses that have escaped the reins and cannot be controlled.
The heroine is very tired looking at a group of immortals who have obviously become inedible, all of them consuming human delicacies like foodies in her house.
The heroine: "Damn it, is there any way from heaven? Don't care about these foodies? I'm still a child, why are you treating me like this? You can't let me lose my love in peace..."
The male protagonist smiled meaningfully: "... Can't."
Remarks:
[Funny writing style, subversive writing, taking a relaxed and joyful route.
[Follow the plot, the male protagonist has less roles, and the main and supporting role, the great sage, has more roles. If you don't like the great sage, don't join]
[Anti-theft is installed inside, please enter with caution, please do not steal the list]