He has a girl and a house, his parents are both busy, he has a childhood sweetheart, a bamboo horse, and he is surrounded by all kinds of girls. It is a standard setting for a male protagonist in a harem.
It's a pity... Long Aotian doesn't think so.
The protagonist of this work is the famous Long Aotian.
However, this Long Aotian is somewhat different from other Long Aotian.
Long Aotian:
"Sister? What is that? Are you talking about that gender-psychological man who is addicted to pornographic articles?"
"Green plum? Green plum is a hero when boiled with wine? That man-in-law only makes fun of me. He looks at other people's green plums and then looks at mine."
"Bamboo horse - haha, I don't want such a funny gay friend."
"Girls? They don't exist. There are only fujoshi foodies and Lily."
"Harem? Attack from behind! There are only Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu and Shao Shao Shao Shao in this world. I didn't know until I was twelve years old that so many people had liked me, but they were all men!"
After Long Aotian finished reading a very popular no-limit novel, he remembered his own experience and couldn't help crying - you may have read a fake Long Aotian!