My roommate is a full-time writer.
At first, Zhuang Liang was very satisfied with this: someone picked up the express delivery, took out the garbage, opened the door if he forgot his key... It couldn't be better!
However, gradually, something wonderful happened -
One night.
The roommate knelt down in front of him with a plop, "Your Majesty, the one who committed adultery with the imperial concubine is Wei Chen! Wei Chen has betrayed the emperor's favor and deserves death!"
Damn it, don't hit my closet!
Another night.
The roommate pulled his sleeve and howled, "Brother, why do you like that bitch but not me!"
Damn it, why are you taking off my clothes?
One more night.
The roommate, who was only wearing striped underpants, lay on the bed, holding her belly, and winked at him, "Master, I'm already three months pregnant. I asked the doctor this morning and it's okay to have sex~"
Damn it, you got out of my bed!
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Intention: There is no one else, only you are worthy