On How Authors Avoid Updates in Various Ways

Also known as: "Thirty-Six Strategies to Avoid Updates" Copywriting: Reader: Dad, Dad, when will you update? Author: Well... I'll update it tomorrow. Reader: Dad, Dad, why didn't you update today? Author: I've been quite busy lately, so I'll talk about it later after I sort things out. Reader: Damn, Damn, why didn't you update this article when you opened a new pit? Author: It's been too long since I've updated. I've forgotten the plot and lost the passion for writing. Readers: Selling mother batch! (╯°Д°)╯┴┴ View bs "As a reader, you are most afraid of seeing what the author says."