With one move, you can travel through time and become Tang Monk, and see how he conquers Wukong, rebels against the way of heaven, crushes the sound of thunder, and beats the Tathagata.
What about the beautiful fairy that we just promised?
Why is there a furry monkey's paw hanging on my waist?
This is actually a story of loving each other and going west to rebel, and fighting off monsters together.