New pit"Shou Fu's Butcher's Fierce Wife" please collect it~
Fu Anhe struggled for ten years in the apocalypse with constant natural disasters, and finally died of hunger. Once he was reborn, he also got storage space, so he sold his house, stocked up on goods, and built a fitness center. Everything was ready, just waiting for the apocalypse to come.
However, before the end of the world came, she was transported back to ancient times by a drunken truck and became a noble person in the harem.
Ancient times are ancient times, at least they are better than the apocalypse. She is still a concubine in the harem, and the days when she has clothes to wear and food to open her mouth are simply not so good!
Bah, it's not nice at all!
The Dog Emperor turned out to be stingy, and a noble man could only eat meat once every five days. For a foodie who had starved to death once, this was simply torture!
Fu Anhe decisively chose to run away!
The good news is that after she risked her face and deliberately flirted with him, and tried every means to please the Dog Emperor while sleeping, she finally got a good opportunity to fake her death.
The bad news is that she acted too nice, and the dog emperor began to value her more and more.
So much so that when she "fell off the cliff", he rushed up and grabbed her hand regardless of his personal safety!
Sharp gravel cut their arms, and blood flowed out and mixed with each other.
[Emperor Dog, please let go, I'm trying to fake my death and run away!
[There is no meat in the garbage palace to eat, and even dogs will not be treated!
I am not storing billions of supplies in the storage space just to endure the humiliation and hardships of ancient times.
Mu Jiuli, who suddenly heard Fu Anhe's voice: "???"
Fake your own death and run away? Storage space? More than one billion supplies?
Mu Jiuli, who was carrying a debt of more than 9 million taels owed by the emperor's grandfather, had eyes brighter than night pearls in the darkness. He held her tight with all his strength and shouted: "My beloved, hold on. Even if I risk my life today, I will definitely save you!"
He announced that from now on, An Guiren will be his most beloved darling. If she wants the moon, he will fish it for her, if she wants the stars, he will pick them for her, and if she wants his head, he will chop it off...
Forget it.
Fu Anhe danced and struggled wildly.
[No need to, let go of me, I am going on a long voyage now!
But in the end, she followed the Dog Emperor back to the palace obediently, because not only did he promise her that she would have meat every meal, he would also give her a promotion.
It doesn't matter whether she gets promoted or not. The main thing is that the chef's skills are so good. The meat dishes she cooks are so fragrant that she will never get tired of them for the rest of her life!
Mu Jiuli: "Since status is not important, why are you still clamoring to be a concubine, a concubine, a noble concubine, or even a queen?"
Fu Anhe: "Aren't you also clamoring for sweet potatoes, corn, cement, and even glass?"
The stingy emperor and the foodie concubine "went in both directions".
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New pit: "Shoufu's Butcher's Fierce Wife", please collect it!
Copywriting: Jiang Chun wrote a beautiful, strong but tragic character and became an instant hit. He was about to get rich with great difficulty, but he didn't want to die unexpectedly.
The good news is that she was reborn.
The bad news is that she slipped into the novel she wrote and became the first wife of the beautiful and miserable male supporting actor Song Shiyu. She was a pig-killer who was as beautiful as a flower and powerful. In the end, she was dipped into a pig cage and died because Hongxing cheated on her.
Jiang Chun: "..." Do you want to play with me like this? !
Fortunately, I am very familiar with the plot I wrote, and if I have one more sign-in cheat, well, I can be saved! There is help!
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When Song Shiyu woke up, he found that he had returned to his previous life when he was the son-in-law of the Jiang family.
Faced with his first wife who would steal a man in the future to disgrace him and become a lifelong humiliation for him, he was ruthless and wanted to strike first!
But who would have thought that this pig-killing woman not only spent a lot of money to recuperate her body, but also took care of herself in every possible way, and even wore a red bellyband and went into bed in the middle of the night to coquettishly beg to consummate her marriage...
Song Shiyu put away the knife: Wait a minute, let me see what her tricks are.
Small theater:
One day, Jiang Chun went to a certain prince's mansion for a banquet. A group of noble ladies laughed at her face to face because she was of low origin and that she was a pig-killer with no reputation.
Jiang Chun decisively rolled up her sleeves and lifted her skirt, and punched and kicked them until they cried for father and mother, as if their husbands were dead.
Afterwards, the husbands of these ladies came to Song Shiyu and asked him to seek justice.
Song Shiyu said calmly: "I am a surrogate son-in-law of the Jiang family. My wife is the only one who can take charge of me. I have no role of taking care of my wife. I forgive Song for being incompetent."
Everyone: "..."
If something happens, the Jiang family's son-in-law, if nothing happens, he will be the chief minister of the cabinet and the uncle of the country, right?
Purpose: A happy life requires one's own efforts to strive for it