(Quickly Wear) the Male Protagonist Always Wants to Kill Me

The new article "What's wrong with wearing the Demon King's obscene clothes?" Has been published. The following is the text of the new article~ As a thousand-year-old mushroom essence, the heroine prays for three things before going to bed every day! First: become white and slippery. Second: Hehehe, then of course it has to be thin. Third: hug a strong thigh. Finally one day I woke up and said, Mom! All three wishes came true! ! But... But if you look closely, how can I turn into a piece of cloth? ? ? The tree jumped out and said, "This is no ordinary cloth!" The heroine cried and said: "You are lying, you are obviously just a rag!" He said: "Hey? I changed exactly according to your wishes. Aren't the undergarments white and slippery? Look, little girl, your material is ultra-thin and customized! Besides, this undergarment is not an ordinary undergarment!" "Then... What is that?" "It's the Demon Emperor's underwear! Are these thighs cool enough? Are they cool enough? Are they thick enough?!" "，QAQ" Small theater: The male protagonist scratched his head and asked in confusion: "Why is my beloved Xieyi missing?" Turning around, he suddenly found a woman with smooth skin on his bed, "Who are you?" "I... I am your prostitute!" ________________________________________________________________________ Copywriting of this article: Every prank, They are all just trying to attract your attention. Ps: 1. The male protagonist's flirting skills are always online! 2. The male and female protagonists flirt with each other in different worlds, it's sweet! The sinister and arrogant male protagonist with a vicious tongue vs. The cheerful and chic female protagonist with a vicious tongue PS: 1. It's a brainless piece of writing with a lot of bugs, so don't do any research! ————————————————- The next sweet and modern novel "Money and Wild Men" Jin Nan, who owns a Taobao store with a market value of one billion, decided to pretend to be a working girl in order to find a plain love after meeting a scumbag n times! At the same time: Shen Fang, the wealthy generation who was so idle, quietly slipped away and became a wage earner. You mop the floor and I clean the table. Isn't this a perfect match? "Money is nothing. I never touch money. I have no interest in money." When getting married, the heroine thought about it, let it go. She has plenty of money, so why not raise another man? She has fallen in love with him anyway, so what does it matter. Wait, this wild man is actually richer than her? ? ? What should I do? I am no longer as confident as before. The encounter between two "poor guys". This book is also called "You Are Richer Than Me"/"The Best Master of Pretending to Be Poor" The female protagonist who pretends to be poor x the male protagonist who pretends to be poor ———————————————————————————— It is also the next fantasy sweet novel "Little Brother, Bite Me" Others rely on elixirs, practicing Qi, going to waterfalls to be washed, etc., But she relies on - being bitten? ? ? The first time she passed the bottleneck period, she relied on a century-old python. The second time, it was a thousand-year-old turtle. The third time, I thought about it, and the only one left was the ten thousand-year-old bachelor on the mountain. The old bachelor on the mountain once swore never to come down the mountain: "I will never come down the mountain. Even if I, Ji Jingyin, fall to death on the mountain, die of old age, starve, or die inside, I will never come down the mountain!" Finally: "It's nice to go down the mountain." Small theater: The male protagonist lowered his head and asked, "Girl, can I bite you?" The heroine immediately said: "Yes, but I have a designated part." The male protagonist asked doubtfully: "Which part?" The heroine stuck out the tip of her tongue, licked her lips lightly, and said, "Mouth." -------------------------------------------------- Weibo: Tingming JX ---------------------------------------- Intention: