Serious version
She said: Although he is indifferent, he can give me warmth
He said: Although she thought I was out of place, she made me come closer involuntarily.
She said: I thought I had misunderstood, he must not like me
He said: I thought she misunderstood, I like her so much
She said: If you love me, please be my light
He said: If you love me, please don't leave me
This is a bet, the stake is: I love you, the stake is: you love me
Happy version
This is the story of a sultry man and a hypocritical woman. If
She said: If you don't love me, just stay and don't block other people's way.
If you love me, your head will be squeezed by the door! Not faster.
He said; Okay, I'll do it right away
She said: They have already mounted their horses and are ready to run away, but you have not mounted your horses yet.
He said: Dear, riding horses is not allowed in the city center
She said: You. . . That's not what I meant
He said: I know, I have arrived
She said: Should you say something?
What
She said: I love you, idiot
He said: I know, I love you too
Wait, something doesn't seem right. . . .