On the ninth day of the lunar month: "Who is this monster? How dare you tease this heavenly master!"
Master: "You are a monster! I am a master! I am your master!"
Chujiu, who had taken two violent shocks in a row, rubbed his aching forehead and looked at the little boy in front of him suspiciously.
Master: "What are you looking at! Traitor! Where is the maid in the building and pond that you promised? Look at the tomb you built for me! It was all struck by lightning!"
On the ninth day of the lunar month: "Master, life is hard to come by and my disciples are short of money."
Master: "No matter what, my physical body is gone and my soul is gone. You can find a way for me to change back."
Chujiu: "Yes, yes, the disciple must obey the master's instructions. But master, if your soul is so small now, will people not see it and crush you accidentally?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a flowerpot fell in front of Chujiu, and the master was instantly crushed into pieces of paper.
Master: "Apprentice! You are such a crow's mouth!"
Warm reminder: The tone of the whole text is humorous and relaxed + be careful, it will not be very scary.
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