"Stay away from me!"
"Why?"
"That way I won't hurt you."
"Do you like that boy?"
"Then I will compete fairly with him!"
"How do you want to break off the engagement?"
"It's very simple, just agree to my request."
"What request?"
"Get engaged to me!"
"You are harassing me!"
"Due to your harassment, I am going to start the self-destruction process, and everyone will break up!"