Everyone: Your wife is cheating on you!
Lu Yan: cold face jpg. Parentheses/Besides, believe it or not, I will bite you. Alas, wife, I'm not talking about you, come back soon.
Son: Daddy, when will mommy come back?
Lu Yan: cold face jpg. The brackets are broken, daddy wants to know too.
Parents: Xiaoyan, is there any misunderstanding between you and Xiaoxiao?
Lu Yan: cold face jpg. Brackets/misunderstanding? Yes, this was a misunderstanding. Although his wife was a bit carefree and often liked to let herself go, but this "cheating incident", he believed, was definitely a big misunderstanding.
The villain in my heart is crying: But my wife, where did you go to let yourself go this time?
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Finally the two met.
Lu Yan: cold face jpg. Brackets/Wife, I finally see you again. Tell me, what those idiots say are all lies. My wife loves me so much, how could she cheat on her? It's impossible to cheat on her!
Yu Xiao: I...
"Bang!"
Lu Yan: cold face jpg. What happened?
Author: smilejpg. A flowerpot falls upstairs and you die.
Lu Yan: cold face jpg. Ah, author, if you dare to give me a cold face againjpg, believe it or not, I will strangle you to death.
Author: Holy Light Smile jpg. If you don't believe it, I'll have a paralyzed face after seeing you again.
Quote: Stiff and cold face jpg. What's the meaning?
Author: God smiles jpg. Hehe