[Comprehensive] Daily Life of Dark Creatures

Protagonist: I want to take a vacation. Those in power: Go fight! Protagonist: I have spent more than three thousand years on the battlefield, and I can't even take a vacation? Those in power: If you die, you can take a permanent vacation! Protagonist: ... Okay, just die, it's not the first time anyway. Those in power:...... * Audience: What kind of creature are you? Demon? Evil ghost? Monster? Zombies? Vampire? Protagonist: Is there no better option? Crowd: Put down the keel you are using to stir the pot of chowder for the dead before you speak! Protagonist: ... Would you like a bowl of brain soup? I specially went to Heaven to buy a stew made with medicinal herbs, which is guaranteed to be much more delicious than the one made with pig brains and monkey brains. Ghost Lantern: Please let me have a bowl. Hannibal: If you need it, I can select the best ingredients for you. Sherlock: No amount of brains can save your goldfish's IQ. Audience: ... People upstairs, please don't change the subject! What the hell are you? ! Protagonist: Ah, I'm just an ordinary dark elf. * Also known as Dark Elf's vacation while pretending to be dead. Conception: