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I just accidentally saved a strange man who was seriously injured.
Unexpectedly, he actually brought about the disaster of annihilation of my clan.
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Deng Chuncao, the daughter of the butcher Deng, could kill pigs with her left hand and sheep with her right hand. She drank pig blood and ate haggis. Every young man within a hundred miles was afraid of her and gave her a nickname: female butcher.
Of course, no young man dared to marry her.
Until one day, a strange monk wearing monk's robes and long hair passed by her meat stall and saw Deng Chuncao killing a turtle. He said: "My Buddha is compassionate, put down the butcher knife, and became a Buddha immediately. Amitabha, good, good."
Deng Chuncao: "Monk, if you want me to release this bastard, I can agree to it, but you must also agree to a condition."
Monk: "Donor, please speak."
Deng Chuncao: "I want you to marry me, will you?"
The monk was stunned.
Deng Chuncao knew that he couldn't do it, so he picked up the knife and continued to greet the bastard on the head. The monk held the blade and said, "It's not impossible to marry you, but in principle, I can't have sex with you yet..."
Deng Chuncao: "Ah, your hands are bleeding!"
The monk looked at the blood on his hands, rolled his eyelids, and fainted.
Deng Chuncao stretched out his hand to take the monk into his arms, and said happily: "If you can't have a wedding, then you should consummate the marriage first."
It was not until many years later that Deng Chuncao suddenly realized that she had released a tortoise but caught a golden turtle.
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