Queen Mother Liangliang: The Ai family has been raising a cabbage for eighteen years. During this time, they have caught insects, fertilized, and watered it. They have grown white and plump cabbages that are ready to be cooked in hot pot (~ ̄▽ ̄)~Who would have thought that one day when they were growing, they were suddenly snatched away by a sheep ((‵□′)).
Yang Mieme: (Revealing the truth with Conan's face) I raised Baicai, and I have had it for a long time.
Emperor Wei Xianzong: I am just such a cabbage who likes to be fucked by sheep (my little daughter-in-law coyly nestles in the sheep's arms)
In this article, the true loyal minister attacks the arrogant, hypocritical and foolish king.
This is the first time the author writes an article. If you don't like it, please take a detour. What the heck~