I'm Almost a Salted Fish

Copywriting one: Xian Yu just took a bath and then inexplicably traveled through time. Forget about traveling through time and travel to a desolate planet in the future? ? ? Who else can tell him how his legs turned into fish tails? ? ? Where are his long legs that he is proud of? Xian Yu felt that he was a salted fish, but this salted fish was actually marked by the man he rescued. Xian Yu thought that this man had a strong taste, so he ran away. A certain man: That mermaid who took advantage of me actually dared to run away? Very good, I like to eat salted fish the most. Copywriting two: Something bad has happened! The admiral was attacked by someone, and his spaceship landed on an unknown planet! Huh? The general is back safe and sound! That's great, but the admiral seems to have something on his mind. Long live! The admiral was confused by a vixen (mermaid) on a small planet! That little vixen is still hiding from the general and refuses to come out! Um? This little vixen is pretty good-looking, but a bit weak. It seems like she can't stand up to our general. Uh... Sir Admiral, I think the little mermaid seems quite pitiful, why not let him go back... Ling Wei: What did you say? Subordinate: QAQ I didn't say anything! Xian Yu: I have something mmp that I must say! Ling Wei: I haven't settled the debt for you hiding in Qi's house last time, huh? Continuing the new article "I'm just a substitute for the group's favorite" Xian Xia fixes nitrogen~~~~ Only after Ge Yu died did he realize that he was just a substitute for Immortal Lord Yao Hua. Immortal Lord Yao Hua fell into the devil and was suppressed under the Demon Sealing Tower. While God Chongyue and Demon Lord Zhengye tried their best to save him, they missed Ge Yu as the Immortal Lord Yao Hua. Ge Yu just laughed at his lack of self-awareness. How could the majestic gods and demons be so blind as to fall in love with a little koi in a fairy pond like me? After his rebirth, the first thing Ge Yu did was to resign from his post as an immortal official in Yaochi and go to Kunlun, Guixu to guard Longchi. But what he didn't expect was that all the scumbags who used him as a substitute in his previous life would come to him crying, saying that he was his true love. At this time, the big boss who had been hiding in Kunlun for thousands of years appeared. In front of everyone, he kneaded the bewildered Ge Yu into his arms and declared his sovereignty domineeringly: He is my heart and soul, and according to seniority, you must respectfully call him ancestor. Ge Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? Who are you? [Black-bellied protection of shortcomings, ancient powerful attack × rebirth of sand sculpture koi fish] Recommend the gay friend's article, fantasy "I became famous after adopting a black villain" by Maiyue Cansang Xia Fu was embarrassed and angrily wrote an abusive newspaper article. Then I had a very real dream, thinking that I had traveled through time and pitifully looked into the eyes of the villain in the novel. She watched him call her master, and then watched him gently break her neck... When he woke up from the dream, Xia Fu crawled on the ground to "change his fate" against the will of heaven. In the end, with a "pop", his villain fell from the sky—— Xia Fu:? ! ! ! Conception: