After becoming a professor's nanny, what Ji Qin did most every day was make various dumplings, stuffed with fennel, stuffed with mushrooms and chicken, and stuffed with chives.
"Your uncle, can you change the taste? If you wrap it with my hand, it will be deformed."
"Oh, let's eat... The leek box today." A certain professor took a copy of "Fora of China" and slowly walked back to the study.
"Mu Yibai, fuck you, uncle, you will die if you don't eat it with the skin on!"
Ten minutes later, while Ji Qin was chopping leeks, Mu Yibai came out of the study with an apple.
"Don't eat them with the skin on, just peel them off for me."
"Damn it, Mu Yibai, stop right there."
Ji Qin chased him to the study with a kitchen knife and chopped off half of the Flora. Mu Yibai didn't eat apples for three months...
One afternoon after we got together, Professor Mu was cleaning the living room with a mop.
Ji Qin came over excitedly and unplugged one of his professor's headphones.
"Didn't you say it's not good to wear headphones?" Ji Qin held up her belly and looked at Mu Yibai arrogantly.
"That's because your prenatal education music was turned up too loud, and I found it too noisy."
"... Don't be my child's father!" Emotional intelligence is too low.
"It doesn't matter, I can neutralize IQ."
"...."