Erin: "Dad, where is my daddy?"
Snape: "Hmm... (Concentrating on making potions), huh?! Daddy?!"
It seems that something extraordinary has been discovered...
Harry Potter: "Ah Cho!" Who is calling me?
Scorpius: "(Pointing at Draco) Ooooooooooo, daddy has become smaller!!"
Lucius: "Good baby, don't cry. It's your father's fault. Let's beat him!"
Draco: ... What can I do? I'm helpless. I'm still a pure virgin...
Updated from time to time (>ω