I Was on a Fake Variety Show [Quick Wear]

Retired singer Shen Chi discovered one day that he was actually a very popular two-dimensional idol in the world of immortality. Everyone holds the magic weapon and begs for his autograph, and the picturesque little fresh meat presses his double cultivation every day. This life is like wiping your butt with silk, so comfortable that you can't even take care of yourself when you get out of bed. Even the financial owner held up the contract and asked him to sign it. After signing it, he found that it was broken. He seemed to have sold himself. Shen Chi: I may have been on a fake variety show. Little Fresh Meat: Don't speak, just kiss me. Shen Chi: ... You are not a human being, I refuse. Donor: Just finish the kiss. Good. The more exciting the plot becomes, the more enjoyable it is for him to be attacked by X's scheming cock. [One sentence introduction: Xiaoxianrou and the financial owner are both my old attackers] Follow Weibo for more surprises: Jinjiang Jiang Zigui [Series of articles by the Small Thousand World Conservation Association] Final article: "My Son Has 9 Dads" As the number one model worker in the Three Thousand Realms, Du Chengli's greatest achievement is to cut himself into eight pieces. Then, eight insane villains from different planes were successfully cured. After he retired, he had only one question - who made me pregnant? Du Chengli: I want to cut it open and take it out. System: Yes, but all cultivation will be ruined. Du Chengli: Born? System: Without the nourishment of another father, she cannot be born. Du Chengli: Choose one from eight, I guess? System: How about drawing lots? One sentence summary: 8 ex-husbands accompanied me during pregnancy [The workaholic cultivator's fine points are subject to X's splitting attacks of various villain attributes] Of course they all merge in the end. Conception: