"Do you love me or not?"
"When I was little, my grandma always told me that the more beautiful a woman is, the more dangerous she is, so she told me to stay away from pretty girls."
"Then..."
"But my grandpa told me that if you take an ugly wife, you will regret it for the rest of your life."
"Then..."
"My grandpa said he wouldn't let me listen to grandma..."
"Then..."
"My grandma said she won't let me go home unless I marry you."
"Then..."
"Then... Can you please stop asking me this question every time after eating? Brother said he will wash the dishes today!!"