One
Lu Ke died in the confrontation with the invaders.
Lu Ke lived again, five thousand years later.
Lu Ke was once a moral model. Unexpectedly, after he came back to life, he would still be a moral model——
On the contrary, the kind that will be sent to the male management center in the next second.
Half a month later, Lu Ke returned home after receiving a suspended sentence, and the males from the All-male Control Center lined up to see him off.
"Don't send me away, I will come back!" Lu Ke waved his hand and said goodbye to his friend happily.
A year later, Lu Ke stood at the door of the Male Management Office in uniform.
"Friends! Do you miss me?"
Two
Three thousand years ago, during the expansion of the Zerg race, cosmic radiation affected the reproductive genes, and from then on the male Zerg received preferential treatment.
On the first day that Lu Ke entered the male management center, he was invited to the small black room to reflect with several other males with "clearer plots":
"When I get out, I will marry his thirty female attendants!"
"Me too!"
"Together!"
Lu Ke's fist hardened:
I have been single for almost thirty years, and you actually want to marry thirty!
It doesn't matter, as the former head coach of Xiongbing, he is the best at educating Xiongbing!
Three
Jue, a promising major general in the military department, was informed that he was married to the famous pest Lu Ke!
On the first night of their wedding, Jue asked her friends to be on the treetops outside the house, ready to call the emergency 995 hotline at any time.
Who knew that Lu Ke played with a slingshot for an hour that night - his friend got into the 995 ambulance himself.
Pests are so terrifying!
I definitely thought that it would be the best outcome for him and Lu Ke to respect each other for the rest of their lives.
Until one day, he was losing ground on the battlefield, and Lu Ke fell from the sky in a mecha.
It turns out that the best result is not only to respect each other as ice, but also to help each other.
Note:
1. Main attack, 1v1, double clean, favor each other.
2. The Zerg background is full of private facilities.
3. Cold outside and hot inside
2019.3.18
Intention: Be happy every day.