The Lady Is on Top

There is a big silly girl in the east of the city, and there is a little fool in the west of the city. One day, everyone heard that the two were getting married. On the day of the wedding, the whole city was mobilized, the streets were empty, and everyone had bright smiles on their faces. Everyone said that this was a blessing from the gods, a match made in heaven that is rare in a hundred years! Well, a match made in heaven! Audiences across the country cheered for the privilege of witnessing this bloody storm. This was the first event in the 300 years since Beijing was celebrated by the whole country, and it was later recorded as a major event in the annals of history! "Hey, little fool!" "I'm not stupid, don't call me a fool!" "What do you call me?" "Call me Abao." "Humph, idiot!" "Xiao Huan." "Don't call me Xiaohuan, call me Niangzi!" "Madam~ Madam, what are you going to do?" "Shh, shut up!" "Madam... Madam, please don't..."